While facing a mountain containing 6 loads of clean washing that needed to be sorted, folded and put away I became aware of some gross negligence on my part. I discovered that there was not ONE pair of Mile's boxers in the washing.
"Miles!" I screamed. "Come here!"
"I've just been doing the washing here and I have not found even one pair of your boxers in amongst the wash. Please, please tell me you have a stash of dirty pants in your room somewhere?"
"Ah, no I don't." He looked sheepish and pulled down his trousers a bit to show me his boxers. "It's just that these are my very favourite pair. They're so comfy."
Ewww Ewww Ewww. I didn't dare ask how long...